Sunday, November 11, 2007

Mga pinakabagong salawikain: (mula sa aking cellphone)

"kapag maiksi ang kumot,
sa baby ipagamit"

"papunta ka palang,
sige ingat!"

"ang naglalakad ng matuling..
tumatakas."

"laging nasa huli ang..
matatangkad"

"Kapag may usok..
kawawa ang may hika"

"when the cat is away..
sabihin mo lang 'wiss' 'wiss' para lumapit"


"pag may tyaga..
gudluck!"

"aanhin mo ang damo
kung garden mo naman ay sementado."

"Birds of the same feather..
are the same bird"

"tell me who your friends are
and i'll tell you mine."
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before you
criticize someone,
put yourself in his shoes
& walk a mile.
So that
if he gets mad.....


your a mile away na
you have his shoes pa.
ayos dba?:)
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Gloria at Erap nagkasalubong,
matagal nagkatitigan..
Erap:Bakit mo ako tinititigan, ano iniisip mo sakin?

Gloria: katulad din ng iniisip mo sakin.

Erap: Bastos!
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Ama(naghihingalo)Anak, kapag namatay ako..
wag mong ibebenta ang 12 hektaryang lupa sa likod natin.

Anak:Tay di satin yon.

Ama: Kaya nga wag mong ibenta Tanga!
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"No matter how strong we hold on, still there comes a time that suddenly we fall.."
-butiki

"You will never know what you have till it's gone and once you lose it, you can never get it back.."
-snatcher sa Quiapo.


bwahahahha =) ang matawa corny =)

4 comments:

  1. heheheh bahala na kung corny ... but it was a good laugh hehehe ... cute naman ng mga salawikaing ito ... :)

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  2. aha! ganun pala magpalapit ng mingming.. hahaha.. :D

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  3. hehehe.. joke.. :P

    kulit nito ah!!!

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  4. hehe! =) minsan talaga masaya maging corny =)

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